Troy Hawke: The Greeters Guild!

1st November 2024 - 2nd November 2024

Show Time: 8pm

Price: £23.80


Everyone’s favourite 1930’s throwback greetings and compliments aficionado Troy Hawke returns to theatres nationwide with his brand new show.

A journey which started with a non-consensual customer service shift outside TK MAXX in Macclesfield has lead him around the world and directly into the orbit of the world’s biggest sporting figures. He’s confused Premiership footballers, been threatened by heavyweight boxers and improved the vocabulary of Formula 1 legends. In this show Troy examines his unlikely genesis and explores exactly why a well-dressed man simply being nice to people has caused such a kerfuffle ‘…genius character comedy’ (The Wee Review)

WINNER Fringe Encore Series 2022 BEST SHOW

WINNER Leicester Comedy Festival 2022 BEST SHOW

TOTAL SELL OUT RUN Edinburgh Festival 2022

Top 40 best reviewed shows Edinburgh Festival 2022

***** Chortle ‘a rip snortingly funny hour’ (2022)
***** Entertainment Now (2022)
***** Deadline News (2022)
***** Voice Magazine (2022)
***** The Reviews Hub (2022)


Doors open 30 minutes before the performance start time.

Age Recommendation: 16+ (under 18s must be accompanied by a parent or guardian)

Approx Running Time: 1 hour, 30 minutes (with interval)

*£1.30 transaction fee will be added per ticket

Wheelchair spaces cannot be booked online; please call the Box Office.

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